Fran Drescher
Nude

Fran Drescher has an earthy sensuality that permeates her entire being but seems to be localized in her wide, often-grinning libertine’s mouth and her wide, all-enveloping, ass-man’s dream of a rear end. She also boasts a pair of eyes that are a perpetual sexual taunt. The loud and loquacious comedienne honed her chops in bit parts that generally required her to squeeze into a form-fitting skirt and twist and turn her buttock profile to such grand effect that her foghorn voice often went unnoticed. Though Fran as a whole has been most visible running a dysfunctional household as TV’s The Nanny, she’s been best viewed as a seconds-only flash of nip from beneath a tossing bed sheet in Cadillac Man (1990). However, she’s let skin spill in other projects, dating back to 1980’s The Hollywood Knights. Fran must be vehisexual since this is her second Mr. Skin-worthy role involving a car. As “Sally,” Fran makes out with a guy in the front seat of his car before crawling to the back and undressing for more fun. But the guy does what probably any of us would do in a car with scantily-clad 22-year-old Fran: prematurely ejaculates. That put a stop to any potential nudity, so we have to flash forward to 2005’s Santa’s Slay to see more of Fran’s mams. She wears a gravity-defying top that seems to show off everything without actually showing anything. Alas, her skinematography consists of one shot of nipple and none of her ass. Note to producers: when you cast Fran, undress her!